Nope. No real posts here.
Nada.
Zilch.
Zip.
Zero.
If you’re looking for a real post, try Chase’s latest conversation with his two-year-old. Or Kuhlair’s blog, which features some really awesome pics of the Trevi Fountain in Rome. Or, heck…stumble on over to Clay’s site for an interesting article about Katy Perry and Kelly Clarkson (if you can survive the eye rolls and disgusted sighs that you just did….honestly…it’s a great post).
But, alas…this is not a real post…this is an un-post…the by-product of a busy weekend, filled with rehearsals, voice lessons, vomiting dogs, baked burritos, snore-inducing sermons, Wal-Mart runs, and Moulin Rouge viewings. I had every intent to write a post today…but, life just got in the way.
So, if a blogger intends to write a post in a forest, and no one sees a post, do they still get credit, hits, and a chance to be Freshly Pressed?!? Ehh…probably not.
I was going to write you poetry, dear readers. I was going to wax nostalgic about past trips to Italy and NYC. I was going to write another Stick Figure Movie Reviewabout the cotton candy rom-com Letters to Juliet. But, instead I:
1.) Drank two huge glasses of wine
2.) Cleaned up pet stains on my carpets with Oxy-Clean
3.) Did the Saturday Night Fever dance move 37 times at a rehearsal
4.) Indulged in a Baja Chalupa from Taco Bell
5.) Wrote a to-do list while in church, “listening” to a sermon
6.) Steamed my laundry while listening to the recording of Dreamgirls
7.) Ate Baby Back Ribs flavored potato chips for dinner
So, as you can see, I had a massively productive weekend, and that, my friends, is why I cannot offer you anything substantive or worthwhile today. What I can offer you is this:
It’s funny because the cat is wearing a hat!
Or this…
I bet he never leaves the house.
Or even this golden nugget…
Kind of a convenient place for a Lost-and-Found…
But I can, and will not, be able to offer you any worthwhile post today, featuring funny images, a recap of my weekend, and light banter between author and reader…
Wait…
Miracle on 32nd Street 