Zoinks, web readers! Look what you did!
You…yes, you….helped me reach my new All-Time High for web hits in a single day. I don’t know about you, but I think this calls for a Happy Dance.
Let's not forget Battlefield Earth now, shall we?
Nah, not like that…
I don't take these men to be the kind to "rumble," do you?
Ah! Those leg extensions are too high…
I've had the time of my life!
Getting closer…
Was there anyone else out there who gouged their eyes out over this movie?!?
AHHHH! A dancing Spiderman?!? No WAY!
I'm singing, just singing in the rain!
Now, THAT’S more like it!
Miracle on 32nd Street 