Thanksgiving-Palooza: Part Four

Welcome back to our holiday kick-off party, Thanksgiving-Palooza!

*echo PALOOZA PALOOZA PAL–

Uncle Lewis, would you please stop making ominous echoes EVERYTIME I say that word?

Uncle Lewis:  *puts down megaphone* Sorry…

It’s okay, I can’t fault you for being excited.  Lord knows I’m totally pumped for the holidays, now, and I find I’m a bearer of great Christmas spirit today.

The trytophen’s gone, the pecan pie’s demolished, and the relatives have taken all of their Depends undergarments and scurried home…this can only mean one thing…

Christmas is coming!

*echo COMING COMING COMING CO–

UNCLE LEWIS!!!

Uncle Lewis:  *puts down microphone* All right, I’m done.

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