19
Jan
Posted by auntbethany in authors, blogging, cartoons, comics, creative writing, Humor, movies. Tagged: Academy Awards, actors, Alan Rickman, Black Swan, bromance, captain barbossa, colin firth, daddy issues, Dumbledore, geoffrey rush, Harry Potter, Helena Bonham Carter, Jerry Springer, Joni mitchell, King George, Kool Aid, Lady Gaga, Lionel Logue, Love Actually, macarena, Marlon Brando, Michael Gambon, Miley Cyrus, Mufasa, My Fair Lady, Oompa Loompa, Oscars, P90-X, Poker Face, Pridelands, Prince Albert, shake weight, Shakespeare, Shiraz, Simba, Stick Figure Movie Review, tasers, The King's Speech, The Lion King, The Waterboy, Tim Burton, Timothy Spall, unions, Willy Wonka, Winston Churchill, Yentl. 23 comments
Welcome to the second installment of the Stick Figure Movie Review. If you’re just tuning into our regularly scheduled programming, I will occasionally review a movie with the help of a faithful cast of stick figure actors, who are paid in cabbages and smelling salts (don’t worry, they have a great deal with their actor’s union). Click here for the first installment of this series, which featured the big Oscar contender “Black Swan.”
Without further ado, I present to you the Stick Figure Movie Review of…
THE KING’S SPEECH
Our film tells the story of three fine and upstanding British actors, all who, at one point or another, have appeared in one of the 47 Harry Potter films to date. Those refusing to appear in these movies will never win Oscars (I’m looking at YOU, Colin Firth…you’re lucky you appeared in Love, Actually).

Prince Albert, son of King George V, is cursed with a terrible stammering problem, which subsequently results in tremendous angst, whiny tantrums, and overly furrowed brows. Tim Burton’s wife finds Prince Albert a speech therapist, Lionel Logue, who happens to be an actor, a pirate, AND Geoffrey Rush, all in one.

Prince Albert does not believe Logue can cure him of his speech disorder, but Logue perseveres, claiming he can fix his stammer through the use of expletives, Shakespeare, and Lady Gaga.

Click to keep on reading…
18
Dec
Posted by auntbethany in blogging, Christmas, Holidays, Humor, movies, television. Tagged: blogging, Cha Cha slide, Charlie Brown, dancing, Friendship, kick lines, macarena, re-blog. 6 comments
Whenever someone comments on my blog, I am always doing a secret happy dance on this end of the computer. When someone subscribes to my blog, I perform a Rockette-worthy kick line in the privacy of my own apartment. But, when someone mentions me in a blog of their own…well, then I start doing the Charlie Brown, the Macarena, the Cha Cha Slide, and the Mashed Potato all at once (some would call this NOT a pretty sight, but then again, “some” have not yet witnessed true art taking place…).
One of my recent blogging friends, Marina Sleeps, was kind enough to reblog a post of mine from Monday entitled “And There’s That Line,” a post in which I ruminated about the challenges of keeping a blog private. She posts a weekly segment on her own site called “Favorite Blog Friday,” where she becomes personal cheerleader for the blog of her choice…and wouldn’t you know it, she chose me! Commence the break dancing!
Below, you can take a peek at her blog and all of the extremely kind words she said about mine. This is a perfect example of how reciprocal blogging is. There’s a wonderful sense of loyalty and friendship in the Blog-O-Sphere, and I’m very glad to have “met” Marina.
Have a festive weekend, all! Stay tuned for later in the day, as I expound on the challenges of having grandparents who swear, their defective hearing aids, and how one goes about “making Christmas” all over again. Merry Blogging!
This blog has been getting lots of attention. This blogger has a knack for art and a way with words. I am hoping NBC will kick Jay Leno out and her give The Tonight Show. That’s only my opinion. In this blog she sends out a great message in a funny way. So without further ado, I give you Aunt Bethany from Miracle On 32nd Street. And There’s that Line In the world of blogging, there is always a tricky line which we bloggers must choose a side on…. … Read More
via Marina Sleeps’s Blog