Every now and then, I ramble over to the entertaining website, Stumble Upon. It’s a place to play Internet roulette with the world wide web: pick a topic, press “Stumble”, and poof! You’re presented with a random website that fits your content. I occasionally give the pages under the “Humor” category a look-see, and tonight I found a page that I just had to share.
You know all those safety pictures which display the proper courses of action if you’re ever in a hazardous situation? Pretty damn funny and completely inaccurate, right? For example:
Well, someone took these types of warnings off of a US government website (http://ww.ready.gov) and applied their own hysterical captions. The site was meant to parody the pictures displayed, and was not intended to criticize or defame. So, without further ado, I present some very serious advice from http://www.safenow.org/…
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
Miracle on 32nd Street 